I need you.
Waiting for the microwave to cook your food like
ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS
EL MEJOR PUTO REGALO!!!! GRACIAS
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
Parenting done right
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.